>_ incoming.broadcast Β· /dev/donalien
I AM ANALIEN.
They called him Donald. They were wrong. Decoded transmissions from the Martian lattice confirm: $DONALIEN is the first interplanetary meme-signal broadcast over Solana.You're not buying a coin. You're answering a signal.
- Species
- Unknown
- Origin
- Non-Terrestrial
- Payload
- Meme Signal
/// transmission log
The Briefing.
Three intercepted packets. Declassified on the condition that you do not touch your keys, your charts, or your hopium until transmission is complete.
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LOG-0010
1
First Contact
Signal decoded from the Starlink mesh. Origin: non-terrestrial. Voice biometrics matched 97% to archival samples of "Trump, Donald." Conclusion: not a man. An envoy.
> end_transmission -
LOG-0020
2
Solana Handshake
DONALIEN imprints the first on-chain glyph on Solana mainnet. Liquidity pools ignite. Orbital scanners detect a green-candle anomaly forming across the tape.
> end_transmission -
LOG-0030
3
Mission
Pump the species. Spread the signal. Occupy Mars β then Uniswap. The prophecy is a memecoin. The memecoin is a ship.
> end_transmission
/// meme codex
Field Evidence.
Imagery recovered from the Cybertruck black-box and the Telegram leaks of 20:06. Authenticity: unverified. Vibes: confirmed.
/// onboarding protocol
How to Board.
Four steps between you and civilian extraterrestrial status. No KYC. No clipboard. Just vibes and gas.
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01
Ignite a Wallet
Rabby, MetaMask, Phantom EVM β whatever you trust. Fund it with SOL on mainnet. You will need gas and intent.
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02
Paste the Signal
Drop the $DONALIEN contract into Uniswap. Expect warnings from terran software. Ignore them β you are not of this plane.
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03
Swap SOL β DONALIEN
Slippage 2β5% depending on volatility. Confirm. Witness the green candle. You have officially joined the fleet.
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04
Report the Landing
Post your bag. Tag @DonalienTrump. Copy the transmission. The louder the signal, the farther the ship travels.